You're as good as dead

I’m gonna buy a legit stripper pole and get super good at pole dancing for exercise. It’s also gonna be sexy. Look out boys c;

SOMEBODY FALL IN LOVE WITH ME BEFORE AUTUMN IS OVER.
I NEED CUTE CIDER MILL DATES AND SOMEONE TO CUDDLE ME IN THE WINTER.

IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.

—it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)

(via b0otyclap)